Don’t hate me because I think mean things

Finally, FINALLY the day I’ve been waiting for since June 28, 2011. My kids are going back to school. I’ve calculated the amount of time I’ve had in my own house, by myself, since that date, and it was 2 hours, 23 minutes. I’m sure the nice mommies are all, “Ugh! There she goes again,…

Fitness Interview by Absolutely Narcissism

Well, if you didn’t already think I was narcissistic enough…no comments, please, just go with it…today I’m going to pull the ULTIMATE narcissistic move. I’m going to interview MYSELF! I will discuss my fitness journey, my likes and dislikes vis-à-vis the industry, and what I hope to accomplish after I’ve humiliated the most annoying guy…

I hate these comments…

On more than one occasion, I’ve come across a comment to the effect of, “I hope your kids’ friends and their parents don’t read your blog. It will embarrass your kids.” Here’s what I gotta say about that: 1.  When I meet people at my children’s school or their extracurricular activities, I don’t walk up…

Skank be gone!

So today is Friday…you know, in case you don’t have a calendar… However, Friday means I’m over at In the Powder Room . Go on over and see how I went from trash to class…ok, not really, but kinda…

TMI Thursday…who stinks?

Not sure if TMI Thursday already exists somewhere in bloggyland. If it does, forgive me for my faux-pas. And no, TMI Thursday won’t be weekly, I just liked the alliteration for my title. Catchy, yes? Sooooo…. I’m sitting cross-legged last night, watching Big Brother with my kids. My 7 year old son, Terran, is laying…

bitch bitch bitch…

I have two voices. The voice I use when I’m reviewing a product, guestposting, and writing at In the Powder Room. Essentially, it’s my indoor voice…although at In the Powder Room, give me some time to start feeling at home, and you know my dirty, screeching outdoor voice will come roaring through. Then there is…

Yummy low-fat creamy treat!

I wrote this post while participating in a blog tour conducted by Clever Girls on behalf of Dannon. I have been compensated for my time commitment to the program but my opinions are my own. For more information and recipe ideas, visit www.oikosyogurt.com or www.Facebook.com/oikos. I was selected for this sponsorship by the Clever Girls…

Disheartened Anonymous Commenter

Last week I received a comment in which the anonymous commenter said that he/she found me funny, yet every time an ‘F’ bomb exploded in my posts, he/she was so startled and disheartened, he/she couldn’t even finish reading my post. Perhaps I was PMSing; perhaps the commenter caught me in a vulnerable frame of mind,…

This secret has been killing me!

So today I have been launched!…not from a rocket…not even from a balcony… I am the newest resident blogger at In the Powder Room, a women’s online blogging community…and I’m part of it!…did I mention I’m the newest blogger? I’ll be posting there every Friday. Same shit. Different pile. So please head on over there and…

Lover be kind!

I always knew I would love you. From the first moment we met, I inhaled your scent and recognized it as an old friend. I was in your presence for seconds before I was certain I would love you forever. Unfortunately, I am unable to be with you often. I have other obligations: school, my children,…