The Extramarital Affair

I’m over In the Powder Room divulging dirty dirty secrets again. Condoms may or may not be one of the topics of discussion…and Bert and Ernie.

Go on over. I’ll be waiting with dessert.

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14 Responses to The Extramarital Affair
  1. Mayor Gia
    December 15, 2011 | 11:28 pm

    There is nothing fun about condoms. I mean MAYBE the fire and ice ones, but as long as you realize you’re using a fire and ice condom and don’t think it’s a normal condom and start freaking out because WHY would it start to get burny!?!?

    Yeah. Condoms. Boo.

  2. Kimberly
    December 16, 2011 | 12:12 am

    For some reason the validation code won’t show up, even after I refresh the browser. So I can’t comment over there. You are hilarious, and I love your honesty! Maybe after I pop this kid out I’ll accidentally poke myself with a needle… It might be the only way to ensure that I don’t end up pregnant 3 months after giving birth (again). Haha.

  3. Chris B
    December 16, 2011 | 1:29 am

    Condoms suck. Sucking on condoms would suck too I imagine ;)

  4. Chris B
    December 16, 2011 | 1:32 am

    I also can’t see the validation code for comments :(

  5. Jo-Anne
    December 16, 2011 | 3:11 am

    Ok I am going over now like a good little girl or should that be good middle aged woman either way I am going to have a read……….

  6. Deborah
    December 16, 2011 | 3:43 am

    I’m popping over now … and thanks for the congrats Sandra xxx

  7. Symdaddy
    December 16, 2011 | 3:44 am

    Once again I violated the hallowed sanctuary that is “The Powder Room” (a.k.a. the Girlies Bog) and left my two-pennyworth.

  8. Tracie
    December 16, 2011 | 4:14 am

    You know I’m always going to show up when there is dessert!

    I have to say that I have those dreams at a certain time of the month too! Always when we haven’t been, um, romantic(?) in a while.

  9. Padded Cell Princess
    December 16, 2011 | 5:47 am

    Laughter can be great to break any ‘tension’. Just the other day, in the middle of a romp, we had the radio on to help with ‘noise control’ and all of a sudden we head a loud announcer say, “Woodies, Woodies, WOODIES!”. Both of us just stopped and died of laughter!

  10. Linda Medrano
    December 16, 2011 | 6:49 pm

    Sandra, here is my comment. What in the fuck is a validation code? That site is squirrely.

    Jeeze Honey, that blood contamination thing is scary I know, but I am pretty sure you’ll be fine. I’m glad we aren’t the only ones that do it twice a year, his birthday and mine. If I wanted a sex life, I’d never have gotten married. No kidding.

  11. Karie McRae
    December 16, 2011 | 8:56 pm

    It’s sad..I can relate to the Ernie and Burt thing. Sometimes, it’s all too much work!

  12. Lola
    December 16, 2011 | 9:14 pm

    I tried to comment at the powder room, and it wouldn’t let me. Maybe the toilet is clogged. But I tried to say something like, I’m laughing. People don’t understand that after children the feeling in the wenis and wagina wisappears.


  13. The Propaganda Machine
    December 17, 2011 | 12:59 pm

    does labeling oneself a narcissist automatically qualify them as a narcissist?

  14. The Queen
    December 19, 2011 | 3:39 pm

    I love dirty little secrets…

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