As the title implies, this post is all about me!
…and my adorable habits.
By the end of this post, you’ll be like, “She IS fucken cute!”
1. Everytime I walk by the full length mirror in my bedroom, I lift my top and stare at my stomach…
…Of course you think I’m checking out my abs.
I have a mole that I’m freakishly obsessed with.
…But since I’m standing there anyway, I like to flex.
2. Feces and vomit don’t bother me one bit.
I can be elbow deep in shit, no problem!
Vomit! Bring it on!
But if one of my kids shows me a lose tooth, I’m like, “Gross! Teeth guts!”
3. Anytime my husband walks in on me when I’m naked, I will ask him, “Do you think I’m fat?”
After 9 years together, he has officially run out of clever ways to answer, “You’re not.”
He no longer answers at all.
4. I LOVE the word ‘vagina.’
Why, you ask?
What’s not to love!
It’s a fun word. It’s a fun body part. And it’s cute too. Totally non-threatening.
5. I cry when I get bad grades in school.
…Then I come home and make my kids do the housework.
6. I never outgrew my naps as a baby.