There once was a princess.
We’ll call her Sandra, just for the sake of the story.
The princess realized that she could not continue to always live for the others in her life.
She needed an outlet.
Something she could call her own.
Of course it would be handy if this something brought her fame and fortune, since being a princess is not as profitable as one would think, in today’s economy.
So the princess decided to start her own blog.
And since her entire life was always about others, this blog would be about her…making fun of others.
She knew she would always have plenty of blog fodder.
Why, just this morning, her 13 year old asked her what a “scrub” was.
Since the princess knew the boy was obsesssed with his genitalia, she assumed it was part of his anatomy.
She thought for a few minutes, and said, “I think a “scrub” is the piece of skin that connects your testicles to your anus.”
The boy said, “No! That’s called a gooch.” unfortunately neither the boy nor the princess were certain of the correct spelling
“A gooch? You’re sure about that?” the princess asked.
“Yes,” the boy replied. “So what’s a scrub?” he persisted.
“I don’t know,” the princess answered. “Does it have anything to do with sex? Is it something you heard at school?”
The boy did not know, which led the princess to realize that she would have to monitor the boy more closely when he went on the computer because “scrub” was probably some funky new term for tea-bagging or something else highly inappropriate for a teenager.
So back to her blog.
The princess had a designer create her first fancy new settup, and the princess selected this picture:
And the princess’s readers wrote to her and said, “But princess, what does that have to do with your very charming narcissism?” perhaps the readers didn’t say that verbatim, but close enough
And the princess thought,” But…but…that girl in the picture has lollipop eyes. It’s sugar. I like sugar.”
But everytime the princess logged into her blog, she always felt like it wasn’t right.
So the princess contacted Kristin from Simply Klassic Blog Designs, and said, “I want my princess back.”
And Kristin, with her magic powers, got into Princess Sandra’s head, and poof! It was as if Kristen could read the princess’s mind.
Within a few days, the blog was exactly as it should be.
Kristin was knighted or whatever term is used for women and became Duchess Kristin or whatever term is used for women
And the kingdom rejoiced for the princess had returned!
Thank you Kristin from Simply Klassic Blog Designs!
And thank you everyone for your kind words!