Unfortunately it gets better…

Alright folks, before I get into it, just wanted you to know that this week I was featured over at The LG Report where the very charming and funny Lazarus interviewed me, and I quite gladly spilled my narcissistic guts.
To entice you further, he posted a few pictures of me scantily clad.
Yes.
Again. 
So if you’re in the mood to further roll your eyes at me and my self-absorption, go on over and take a gander.
Do keep in mind, that in the pictures in question, I’m very hungry and hadn’t seen a Snickers bar in 8 months.
So really, I should be getting your sympathy.
In fact, I expect no less.

Now without further ado, the reason for this post.

Remember that for Valentines Day I had wanted a Pandora bracelet…

image from here

…but got this instead…

Have you read that post? You should. It got lots of page views.

Turns out though, my husband ended up feeling a little guilty.

So last night (2 days after Valentines Day!) he returns from an outing with the kids.
Again, the fucker had been gone for quite some time.
He never goes out on week nights.

So for sure I’m getting the damn bracelet, right?
Gotta be!
He would not make the same mistake twice in one week.

My kids come into the house.
Everyone is sneaking around.
Tiptoeing up the stairs.
Giggling.

Yes!

Finally, I get called up to our bedroom to see this…

…on the mother fucken bed.

This is my Valentines Day present.

Ok.
Clearly not a Pandora bracelet.
Not even a gift card.

A giant ass teddy bear from Walmart, no less, that will…what?
What the fuck am I supposed to do with the creature?

I can tell you one thing.
The fucken thing will be taking Wayne’s spot in bed until that bracelet is produced.

Notice that the bear is sitting in the backseat of a vehicle?
That’s Wayne’s car.
After he saw my jaw hit the floor, he promptly stuffed it back into its bag with the receipt.

I found it in the backseat this morning, and thought, “Oh no you don’t! Not before I blog about this.”

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106 Responses to Unfortunately it gets better…
  1. SherilinR
    February 18, 2011 | 4:34 am

    oh my gosh, that's not even a good stuffed animal! not like there's any such thing as a good stuffy for a grown woman in lieu of a real gift. poor, foolish man.

  2. Kristina P.
    February 18, 2011 | 4:36 am

    Bwahahaha! That is divorce worthy!

  3. The Minute Man's Wife
    February 18, 2011 | 4:40 am

    ROTFLMAO!! Men can be SO clueless!!

  4. Stephanie
    February 18, 2011 | 4:41 am

    *Not before I blog about this* Seriously…you're too much. What was he thinking? Doesn't he read your blog?

  5. myevil3yearold
    February 18, 2011 | 4:45 am

    and it was so on clearance!!!

  6. Baby Sister
    February 18, 2011 | 4:46 am

    Wow. That almost takes the cake. Even Boyfriend thinks that's wrong…

  7. Portia
    February 18, 2011 | 4:49 am

    I was also going to say that it must have been on Valentines Day clearance!

    He needs to read your blog!

  8. Jewels
    February 18, 2011 | 4:55 am

    hahahaha. That is one sad look bearing…returned without being loved. Pandora bracelets are kick ass-I love mine–but damn they are pricey to fill…I mean pricey!!

    You are too much…love that you had to blog about this prior to letting him return the bear. hehe.

  9. ChiTown Girl
    February 18, 2011 | 4:56 am

    Oh, somebody fucked up BIG TIME!!!

  10. Poppy
    February 18, 2011 | 4:57 am

    Now I'm convinced he's just fucking with you. If not, he better pull a bracelet and earrings out of his ass by the weekend.

  11. Sarahf
    February 18, 2011 | 5:01 am

    Because nothing says I love you like a cheap as chips stuffed toy? I hope he likes sleeping on the couch.

  12. Marty
    February 18, 2011 | 5:01 am

    You poor thing…and yes I read the original post so I'm glad to hear the update…even if the bracelet is still on the lamb…without the hubby OR the bear, if you get lonely you can always stop over at my place & listen to my accent again. LOL

  13. Yvonne
    February 18, 2011 | 5:04 am

    Bahahahahaha! OMG that was priceless -literally and figuratively, from the looks of the pathetic bear! Are you sure he's not just giving you a hard time? I just can't believe he didn't get you that bracelet!!!!

  14. Anita @ GoingALittleCoastal
    February 18, 2011 | 5:05 am

    He must have been dropped on his head as a baby. He could have put the damn bracelet ON the teddy bear. Do we woman have to think of everything??

  15. Jill
    February 18, 2011 | 5:29 am

    Give it to Wayne when he wants some.

  16. Bridget
    February 18, 2011 | 5:30 am

    I truly feel your pain as I have (in the past) been given clearance stuffed animals and the single fake red rose. What the hell do you do with them??!! Give me something I can really use…like diamonds!

    Fortunately the hubby did really good this Valentine's Day…after reading the comments on your original post the other day, I realize that I was very lucky.

  17. Jenner
    February 18, 2011 | 5:44 am

    My sympathy? *snort* Honey,I'm not sure I even like you anymore! Your hubby could have at least bought you a Big Mac to go with that cheapy stuffed bear! ;)

  18. Lazarus
    February 18, 2011 | 6:00 am

    Sandra, thanks again for the very kind shout out and for going along with the interview; you were brilliant! Judging by the comments your readers are leaving on The LG Report, they love you dearly and your time as Ruler of the World is approaching quickly! As for your hubby, you may want to trade up if he's not getting the message. Even I, a sometimes Neanderthal, can't defend him on this one. Never mind people saying “Didn't he see your blog,” I'd say “Didn't he see the picture of you in the bikini?!” Thanks again, you rock!

  19. bruce
    February 18, 2011 | 6:22 am

    wha? wait..what? umm so yeah…

    what's wrong with the bear?

    jus' sayin'

    Bruce
    Bruce Johnson JADIP
    Evil Twin
    stupid stuff I see and hear
    The Dreamodeling Guy
    dreamodeling!
    The Guy Book
    The Guy Book

  20. Valerie
    February 18, 2011 | 6:49 am

    Wow – not only have you given him sufficient change for the clue bus, but you practically ran him over with it. While I normally feel sorry for dudes this time of year (I hate Valentine's day in all it's tackiness and encourage my significant other not to play or bring home anything heart-shaped or seasonal, please) but damn, you made it quite easy! And yet – I'm still laughing.

  21. Madeline
    February 18, 2011 | 7:24 am

    Holy shit! He has to be screwing with you… Hopefully you get the bracelet soon!!!

  22. Pink Feather Paradise
    February 18, 2011 | 7:53 am

    oh my… thats pretty thin ice he's skating on… My long term fiancee at least bought me alcohol! ;D

    x Alex

  23. Raven
    February 18, 2011 | 8:11 am

    You have got to be fucking kidding me.

    *rolls eyes*

    Men.

  24. Joanne
    February 18, 2011 | 8:48 am

    Oh my i'm surprised the bear even survived. I do hope you get your bracelet or he gets his divorce.

  25. Mynx
    February 18, 2011 | 9:38 am

    Hey you got something. I am still waiting lol

  26. Helle Kristine Tumbridge
    February 18, 2011 | 10:09 am

    Last year, I hand-crafted Mr O's card, only to find he hadn't even bothered to get me one from a shop. This year, I got a card which actually detailed how “not mushy” he is. Oh, and he bought a delicious joint of pork so I could cook it, and we could have a romantic dinner together… Keep pushing for that bracelet!

  27. Nicky
    February 18, 2011 | 10:47 am

    My sister-in-law is a family lawyer. The kind of family lawyer who has already told me she would represent me over her brother any day.

    I just thought I'd let you know. You know, in case you've got a birthday coming up.

  28. The Girl Next Door
    February 18, 2011 | 10:58 am

    I hate those damn huge stuffed bears too…much rather have the jewelry.

  29. Gigi
    February 18, 2011 | 11:31 am

    I'm speechless. Utterly speechless.

    At least you got to blog about it though – right?

  30. Making It Work Mom
    February 18, 2011 | 11:51 am

    Wait! And it was on Clearance!!!! And it is probably germ infested from all those children with runny noses and grubby hands manhandling it the last 4 weeks.
    Makes my box of CVS chocolates look good.

  31. becca
    February 18, 2011 | 12:24 pm

    omg too funny hope he will be enjoying his evenings on the sofa till the bracelet appears

  32. Mamma has spoken
    February 18, 2011 | 12:48 pm

    Can'thow the help but wonder how the kids fit into this mess. You need to drill them and find out the scoop as to why he felt a clearance teddy bear would get him sex. Then of course make it another blog post.

  33. ms. caboo
    February 18, 2011 | 1:16 pm

    Your hubby just needs to apologize and grovel for a while. Seriously, who gets a grown woman a stuffed teddy bear (from walmart, no less)?

    I think you should just go out and buy that bracelet yourself, and wear it morning, noon, and night.

  34. Bouncin' Barb
    February 18, 2011 | 1:25 pm

    OK…now it's war. Tell him he has to sleep on the couch until there's a bracelet on your arm. How much more does he need to get the hint. Geez. Left a great comment on LG Report post. Loved it.

  35. Wombat Central
    February 18, 2011 | 1:41 pm

    Wow. And to add insult to injury, that bad boy was some skeezy 75 percent off winner that had been fondled by throngs of People of Walmart shoppers for weeks leading up to V-Day. You surely deserve the Pandora for this emotionally scarring event.

  36. Ms.Wasteland
    February 18, 2011 | 1:44 pm

    Was he trying to be funny? Surely he knows that is completely unacceptable.

  37. Queen B
    February 18, 2011 | 1:46 pm

    OMG! You know if he bought it at Walmart 2 days after v-day it was (1) on clearance for $1 and (2) the ugliest thing they had to offer, since no one else had bought it yet.

    Definitely needs some training :)

  38. Krissy
    February 18, 2011 | 2:06 pm

    Girl, the fact that Bruce just said “wha? wait.. what?” should say it all! LOL Did he really think clearance bear was going to get him some? I'm waiting patiently to see the damn bracelet you will eventually get.

    TalkativeTaurus.com

  39. jules
    February 18, 2011 | 2:23 pm

    Ugh! Nothing like a giant bear junking up your house!

    So he is not into buying a gift. Fair enough. How about a nice romantic homecooked meal. (Lock the kiddos outside!)

  40. ryoko861
    February 18, 2011 | 2:26 pm

    Can I add insult to injury?

    He probably got it 1/2 price.

    Slacker.

    I'm with a previous comment, he may be messin' with you. He likes to see you squirm!

  41. Busy Bee Suz
    February 18, 2011 | 2:26 pm

    And you know it was 50% off too.
    Darn him. ;)
    Loved the interview. Are those really YOUR feet?????? I hope not!!!

  42. Diane
    February 18, 2011 | 2:51 pm

    I'm going to pose the same question as Ms. Wasteland…Was he trying to be funny?! Tell me he's a big practical joker, please!

    If not…well, I give you a big ol' southern “Bless your Heart!”

  43. KittyCat
    February 18, 2011 | 3:11 pm

    Wow that is b a d!

    Men are clueless and men who have kids are worse.

    Sorry, hope you get your bracelet soon.

    SHould we write him a letter? and tell him to get with the program.

  44. Mark
    February 18, 2011 | 3:22 pm

    Are we sharing the same husband? Why do they do this to us? At least yours took it back! I have to live with my huge-ass stuffed animal for the rest of my life.
    Your New Friend, m.

  45. -stephanie-
    February 18, 2011 | 3:57 pm

    Stop it…my throat hurts too much to laugh. HAHAHAHHAHA!

  46. Big Fat Gini
    February 18, 2011 | 4:08 pm

    Well hot damn! A stuffed bear. Just what every girl over the age of 12 wants for Valentine's Day!

    A few years ago, Mr. BFG gave me a box of chocolates. On the front, there was an old guy and this is what it said: “Here's your damn box of chocolates.”

    Really? REALLY? I told him next time he pulls shit like that, he'd better have something else up his sleeve because those chocolates will be shoved up his anal cavity so far, even a doctor won't be able to pull them out surgically.

  47. Chanel
    February 18, 2011 | 4:30 pm

    That has got to be the ugliest teddy bear I've ever seen. It would have been acceptable if the Pandora bracelet had been around the bear's wrist for you.

    I hope he figures it out the third time around.

  48. Jeanie
    February 18, 2011 | 4:43 pm

    I'd have been tearing that teddy bear apart thinking the bracelet was inside….if it wasn't, at least he wouldn't be able to return the *^#@ bear.

  49. SmallTownMommy
    February 18, 2011 | 5:16 pm

    You should think about taping that bracelet photo to his forehead until he gets the hint. Somehow, the fact that the bear is from Walmart makes things even worse.

  50. Rebecca
    February 18, 2011 | 5:45 pm

    Reading this makes me proud of my husband.

  51. Gigi
    February 18, 2011 | 5:49 pm

    Wow.

    I'm speechless.

    That's a serious violation of marital rules, to buy a teddy bear from Walmart like that.

    On the upside, you're probably okay not getting busy with him for aWHILE.

  52. CkretsGalore
    February 18, 2011 | 5:51 pm

    I told my Fiancee to buy me a chia-pet for the office when we get back to Calgary. I said it could be my Valentine's Day present. (Shit I even gave him a card). He says this wacky zany thing “We agreed not to buy eachother Valentine's Day presents. That was the Bahamas Trip.”

    I promptly corrected him. THAT WAS CHRISTMAS WHICH WAS IN DECEMBER IT IS NOW FEBRUARY. Valentine's Day was NOT a part of the deal.

    Asshat.

  53. EmptyNester
    February 18, 2011 | 6:31 pm

    He might have my hubs beat on the clueless path. Or is he yanking your chain? I mean, nobody is that stupid! Right?

  54. Molly Malone
    February 18, 2011 | 6:33 pm

    Wow… I think that calls for ex-lax in the evening meal..!

  55. Ami
    February 18, 2011 | 7:26 pm

    My god. Go buy yourself the damn bracelet already.

    And then thank him for it.

    :-D

  56. Mrs. Tuna
    February 18, 2011 | 7:34 pm

    Why don't they ever learn. I've been giving the Big Tuna specific lists with prices and website to avoid the ugly bear issues for years.

  57. Debbie
    February 18, 2011 | 7:37 pm

    Poor dumb men.

  58. Sparkling
    February 18, 2011 | 8:14 pm

    You know that he got it at a kick ass deal because it was AFTER V-day. He planned it that way, I am sure.

  59. Lola
    February 18, 2011 | 8:26 pm

    I hope you kept your cool because the best revenge would be to decapitate the pathetic thing and put the head on Wayne's side of the pillow. You know…Godfather style!

  60. Nari
    February 18, 2011 | 8:41 pm

    I would have gutted the damn bear to get to the bracelet that surely MUST be hidden somewhere inside the thing.

  61. Samantha Dugan
    February 18, 2011 | 8:42 pm
  62. Kelley
    February 18, 2011 | 9:07 pm

    This is hilarious! Wayne gave you good blog fodder, what more could you want???

  63. Linda Medrano
    February 18, 2011 | 10:22 pm

    Sandra, I would think a good looking homeless guy could steal you a better Valentines Day gift than that stupid bear. Put Wayne on notice.

  64. On My Soapbox
    February 18, 2011 | 10:32 pm

    Oh my. No wonder the kids were giggling. Maybe you should start leaving Wayne notes before gift-giving occasions. He definitely needs some help.

  65. Julianna
    February 18, 2011 | 10:58 pm

    Geez Sandra, just go buy it for youreslf and tell him how much you love it.

    And of course, add a few “extras” that he would not have needed to buy if he had bought it himself the first time :)

  66. twelvedaysold
    February 19, 2011 | 12:06 am

    Did you finally spell it out this time? “Buy me the bracelet?” Oh, or you can do what Julianna said. That works too.

  67. caterpillar
    February 19, 2011 | 12:19 am

    LOL…LOL…LOL….oh, he's in trouble, isn't he….

  68. nitebyrd
    February 19, 2011 | 12:37 am

    You should keep it and give it back to Wayne on his birthday.

  69. Monkey Man
    February 19, 2011 | 1:09 am

    Eff the Pandora piece of sh#t. Wayne needs to get you some ice. Di-a-monds. Step up, buddy, or someone's legs are going to grow together….now what I mean!?!

  70. Polly
    February 19, 2011 | 1:19 am

    Whoops

  71. IWASNTBLOGGEDYESTERDAY
    February 19, 2011 | 1:33 am

    bahahahah….I'd make him sit with the bear everywhere…

  72. Holly Ruggiero
    February 19, 2011 | 2:21 am

    Oh no, this story is sad. Truly, he must know you better. I get the feeling you don’t tiptoe around what you want. A very good friend of mine buys her own gifts, wraps them, and gives to her husband along with the receipt and say, “Pay me back now, give me the give on whateverholiday.”

  73. DysFUNctional Mom
    February 19, 2011 | 2:41 am

    Sometimes I'm really surprised that our species has managed to survive for this long, with the differences in men and women and the utter cluelessness of men.

  74. Fizzgig
    February 19, 2011 | 3:12 am

    I get to buy pandora at cost! Too bad we're not married. I've been thinking about getting a wife with all my bad luck with men, but then I realize that a woman would be 100 times worse, and how much I like penis.

  75. Bibliomama
    February 19, 2011 | 3:18 am

    You should have slashed the bear open with a butcher knife to see if the bracelet was inside. In front of (maybe uncomfortably close to) your husband.

  76. From Tracie
    February 19, 2011 | 6:51 am

    This is quite possibly worse than giving you nothing. Seriously.

    Wayne needs to be sleeping with one eye open…and be very very afraid!

  77. Not So Simply Single
    February 19, 2011 | 7:33 am

    Take my advice, buy yourself the damn bracelet, show it to Wayne and say “honey, look what you got me for Valentines”. I did this for several years, (with my sweeties checkbook) till he learned what was what. I got myself diamond bracelet, diamond earrings…and even though I didn't have his kid, on Mothers day I did the same thing.

    He eventually figured it out and started buying me the RIGHT STUFF! (because when I was buying his gift to me each holiday, it got BIGGER AND MORE EXPENSIVE each year…

    Yup.

    I have a beautiful collection of jewelry, no kidding. You can come over to Maui and borrow it anytime!

    Yup, I'm a bitch, send your hubby to Maui and I will give him some lessons in the art buying presents!

    Lisa

  78. gayle
    February 19, 2011 | 5:25 pm

    This is so funny!! I agree with Lisa. He probably wouldn't buy what you want anyway.

    I didn't get anything this year for Christmas and Valentine's day! I still trying to figure out why.

    Men!! Will we every truely understand what they are thinking!

  79. Pearl
    February 19, 2011 | 5:53 pm

    Haha poor Wayne!:-) Belated happy valentine's day Sandra! I'm going to read your interview now. xo

  80. Kimberly
    February 19, 2011 | 6:00 pm

    Even flowers would ha sufficed a wee bit more than a Teddy bear. Is he like 10 years old?
    A grown man bought a Teddy bear.
    I may have just thrown up in my mouth.

  81. Misfits Vintage
    February 19, 2011 | 10:21 pm

    My husband bought all sorts very expensive gifts for me, frequently. It was only AFTER that I realised that they were guilt gifts. And also, upon reflection, that every single gift he bought was somehow wrong or ill considered and required exchange – wrong size, wrong colour, are you frickin kidding me what the fuck were you thinking etc…

    He is now my ex husband.

    Let this be a warning to the men. Get your shit together boys – it's not frickin difficult!

    Sarah xxx

  82. TheBabyMammaChronicles
    February 19, 2011 | 10:50 pm

    Haha, you make me happy. Ive missed being to come by for visits. I hope you get both your bracelet, and a snickers soon. Also, Im loving the new blog design!

  83. LuLu Kellogg
    February 19, 2011 | 10:51 pm

    OMG…I have laughed so hard my sides are hurting, pinkie swear.

    I am so glad you popped by my Blog for a visit.

    I am going to make sure that when I am at Disney next Saturday that I run down a few characters for their autographs….then it will be on to the Teacups until I puke :)

    LuLu

  84. Joanne
    February 19, 2011 | 11:18 pm

    Sandra! I am crying! I know you want to kill him, but this is one of the funniest posts I have ever read! A huge bear?!!!what the…seriously? you handled it quite well. Me, well lets just say i would need a few things~ open space in the back yard, a lighter and some gasoline. thanks for the laugh. Blessings, Joanne

  85. Kate
    February 20, 2011 | 1:37 am

    Oh, I hear you!! What did I ask of my husband? “Please don't give me any candy. If you must give me candy, please just give me a little box with a couple of pieces.” What does he give me? A big ass bag of dove chocolates. Like I can resist that! Oh, and two running books (good choices) that I'm quite sure he got me at Goodwill (sigh).

    Granted, it's no gigantic teddy bear. I'd kill my husband, too. Like I need more crap to shove out of the way when I'm stuffing all of our junk in the closet right before someone comes over.

    The bracelet, however, was beautiful. One of you has good taste. The other has a teddy bear to return. :)

  86. The Constant Complainer
    February 20, 2011 | 2:38 am

    Dude, that's a blog post in the making if I ever saw one. I'm sorry that you didn't get the bracelet.

    But now it's time for the “I just want to feel special once in a while” guilt trip to be laid on him. Do it. You deserved a nice Valentine's Day and maybe a bracelet too.

    I just hit you up on Facebook by the way. Have a great weekend.

  87. like.thunder
    February 20, 2011 | 3:05 am

    I think it's time for that thing where he gets to sleep on the couch for a few nights. The most uncomfortable couch you got. In fact, he can sleep on the floor.

    Also, I definitely recommend that you make those brownies that you found so tempting – they are worth it. Thanks for commenting :)

  88. Not So Simply Single
    February 20, 2011 | 3:07 am

    Can I say I hate you? Those fucking pictures are so gorgeous that now you are on the most hated list.

    I didn't pop out of the womb that small.

    I live in Maui and am not that tan.

    Don't whine to me about your fucking bracelet, just put some clothes on and flaunt your body! Who needs a bracelet?

    Bitch!

    Lisa

  89. granny1947
    February 20, 2011 | 3:13 am

    Don't be so hard on the man!!!
    He was trying to be romantic..pfffftttt

  90. ladyfi
    February 20, 2011 | 6:53 am

    LOL – that's men for you!

  91. The Empress
    February 20, 2011 | 7:14 am

    Why don't they just LISTEN???

    Everyone would be so much happier.

  92. Carol Wyer
    February 20, 2011 | 11:10 am

    I really enjoyed your interview at LG Report..I was looking forward to it all week and this is just the icing on the cake. Laugh! I thought I'd never stop. Great post. If Wayne knows what is good for him he'll get that bracelet pronto!

  93. ellen abbott
    February 20, 2011 | 2:51 pm

    and you're still letting him in the house?

  94. Marissa
    February 20, 2011 | 4:20 pm

    You should have plunged a huge ass knife into that teddy bear's chest before handing it back to your husband. This is serious business.

  95. Rhapsody B.
    February 20, 2011 | 4:31 pm

    Blessings….

    Pretty interesting read but I have one question.

    Why didn't purchase the Pandora bracelet for yourself? I mean you are after all Narcissistic, treat yourself why don't you. Be proactive and do for you want you want someone else to do. Sure it would have been fantastic to receive it from your husband but just because he missed the boat doesn’t mean you have to as well. Treat yourself girl and Pandora yourself…hehe.. I would…

    Well that’s my $40 bucks piece (2 cents is way under value, haha)
    Have a great day and a blessed week

  96. My Big Secret Blog :)
    February 20, 2011 | 7:07 pm

    Sandra! I might just die laughing!!!

  97. SuzRocks
    February 20, 2011 | 7:44 pm

    Oh. My.

    I don't know if I have any words. I would rather get absolutely, freaking, NOTHING than a stuffed animal. Unless it was a cute koala bear- I like koala bears. But the koala bear better have something else in its hands!

  98. Secret Mom Thoughts
    February 20, 2011 | 8:17 pm

    Oh my. Hope you got the bracelet by now.

  99. anSeL
    February 21, 2011 | 3:01 am

    men!??!!!
    well, it's the thought that counts as they say.

    hahaha

  100. Lin
    February 21, 2011 | 3:15 am

    Really? He couldn't afford the now-on-sale-Valentine-Bear AND the bracelet?? Sheesh.

  101. Julie
    February 21, 2011 | 3:25 am

    Oh girl this is getting to be pretty darn good. I read it to Jim again, he's laughing. He said he better get it quick before he loses something important to a man.
    take care and God Bless!!

  102. Ginger
    February 21, 2011 | 2:22 pm

    Oh dear. Wayne how could you??!!

  103. ~Niki~
    February 21, 2011 | 2:48 pm

    men suck lol.
    i got nothing on Vday either cuz hubby had his surgery. he said it was cuz of that. ya ok, however have you heard about shopping EARLY? lol. not waiting til the day? also, our 10 yr anniv was last year. NOTHING, not even a card I got . Fuc**r lol

  104. The Adorkable Ditz
    February 23, 2011 | 3:57 am

    For me, I got a huge teddy bear for Christmas and got a cake for V-Day…For someone like yourself you need something better.

    I just need cuddles, you need the sparkles!

    The Adorkable Ditz' Missteps

  105. M.O.T.B
    February 24, 2011 | 3:21 pm

    This is a very funny post:) That's a man for ya!

  106. The Chicken's Consigliere
    February 25, 2011 | 10:35 am

    I've been told you have to be very specific with men about these things, but I find it much easier to have very low expectations and it works pretty well for me.

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