A big hairy story

So as mentioned in this post here, I started going to hot yoga classes a couple of weeks ago.

The yoga itself is fabulous.

The change room experience…
…not so fabulous.
It’s a very small confined space in which 50 women are vying for a square foot area in which to peel off their soaked yoga attire.

Now as some of you know, I’m a nurse.
Which means I see naked people, which means naked body parts.
Lots of body parts.

In this setting, I’m very comfortable seeing these body parts.

But in the change room setting, not only am I not going to show you my body parts, but I don’t want to see yours.
Oh sure, I know you’re thinking that I come on here and post pictures of myself in teeny tiny attire (for example here and here,) and yes, I’ll admit that self-promotion is a bit of a compulsion of mine. Seeking constant validation is not for the faint of heart.

But when I’m in a change room, and I’m stripping off my tank top and/or my shorts, I will wrap my towel around myself in such a way that allows me to wrestle my wet clothing off and surreptiously slip into my dry clothing.
My back will be to you.
I will be quick.
Quite possibly you won’t even notice that I’ve changed until I’m standing before you with my yoga mat under one arm, my backpack on the other, and I’m asking, “Ready to go?”

The other day, however, I decided to scoot to the bathroom before leaving the change room.
As I sprinted through the mass of naked bodies, my eyes straight ahead, focussing on reaching the area where the toilet stalls are located, I see it.
Coming right at me.

The biggest, hairiest vagina. I. Have. Ever. Seen.

Granted I don’t see many, and I’m by no means an expert.
But this woman’s “bikini area” was unique in that it had probably never been groomed.
The pubic hair spanned her entire mid-section.
Thick, bushy, brown.

You’re probably wondering why I’m even able to describe it so vividly if I was averting my eyes.
Well, the reason is that, in this small, enclosed change area, this woman and I came to a halt.

image from here

The passage way was narrow.
One of us was going to have to squeeze past the other.

A show down.

I’m smiling politely with a “please don’t let your unkept pubic area touch my leg” look.
And she’s smiling at me with an “oh you ain’t gonna fit past this bush, lady!” smirk.

Obviously, I did finally get around.
And obviously, it was painless.
It was fine.
Hardly even worth writing about.

However, when I was first thinking about this post, it was going to be a rant; a “ladies, there is no need to wander around naked in the change room. The rest of us don’t care to see it” kind of thing.

But honestly, the more I thought about it, the more I gave credit to that woman.
Because how terrific it must be to be so comfortable in your skin, that you can walk around a women’s change room naked.
Just wandering around.

Then I realized that I could really learn from this woman.
Not the part about the immensely hairy vagina.
I still think she should take the scissors to it and trim a few feet off.

The other part.
The carefree la-de-da part.
I need to learn some of that.

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92 Responses to A big hairy story
  1. Ameena
    February 5, 2011 | 5:58 am

    I am always amazed at people who can walk around naked without a care in the world. I can't even do it at home. I am uber-conservative I guess…I need to be a little more like this woman too.

    Although I think she could use a few tips from me as well!

  2. anSeL
    February 5, 2011 | 6:01 am

    i'll never ever be carefree like that! some people just don't care if they'll be seen naked. And I'm definitely not one of them.

    i like your new blog template! I changed your badge in my blog. And I'm hoping I'm the first to comment here…

  3. anSeL
    February 5, 2011 | 6:01 am

    yey! i'm no.2!

  4. Yvonne
    February 5, 2011 | 6:34 am

    I don't have a problem walking around naked, but I feel uncomfortable when other women around me, walk around naked. Bush or no bush! It just freaks me out.

  5. Jenner
    February 5, 2011 | 6:45 am

    My sister-in-law is an electrolysis technician, perhaps this woman would like to take her business card? Seriously, I had to laugh out loud reading this. I am, by no means, modest but that kind of exposure to hairy nether-regions is just un-called for. Really, who does that??

  6. Katy
    February 5, 2011 | 7:58 am

    I admire your take on this. The idea that we should all be that comfertable. Comfertable or not, everyone doesn't WANT to see you walking around naked. Its gross.

    Its like that lady at work who brushes her teeth right after lunch. I admire her comitment to oral health. My dentist probably wishes I did that too, but in reality I don't want to wash my hands next her her while she spits in the sink. Its gross.

    I think when one is in a public area one should be mindful of the comfert of others.

  7. Andrew
    February 5, 2011 | 8:25 am

    As one who is incredibly modest (I actually used to feel uncomfortable changing in front of my wife), I generally avoid situations in which I must be around naked people….

  8. Deborah
    February 5, 2011 | 9:33 am


    Peeps need to keep their clothes on in public places.

    At my club (gym) I've had to winnow my way through nakeds drying their hair, talking on their cells, and my personal fav, just sitting on the bench in front of my locker with naked bits directly on the bench. And the undies on the floor.


    If I want to see naked I'll watch some porn thank-you-very-much.

  9. twilightgazing
    February 5, 2011 | 9:36 am

    I found the towel tango was just too difficult to perform. I would somehow end up in positions exposing more of myself, trying to untangle towel and panties that it is just quicker to strip off and get changed with back to everyone.

  10. Symdaddy
    February 5, 2011 | 10:06 am

    To be honest, I checked out your HERE & HERE bits and wondered 'what has she got to be worried about?'.

    Apart from the obvious glances of envy coming from other changing room users … nothing!

    So whip it all out and be proud of what you've got!

    I have no problems whipping out my 'bits' as long as it's in the right place for 'bits' to be whipped out in … i.e. changing rooms, showers, etc.

  11. Canadianbloggergirl
    February 5, 2011 | 11:23 am

    OK let me get this straight, you are slightly shy when it comes to your body? I wouldn't have guessed.

    As for myself, I remember going swimming as a kid/teenager and going into the bathroom stall to change.

    However at home I could walk around naked all day, I have no concerns. But its appropriate as it is in my home. I wouldn't just walk around or sit out public property with my “bits” for everyone to see.

  12. Canadianbloggergirl
    February 5, 2011 | 11:24 am

    OH yeah, btw, I love this look. Your other one was good, but I love this one better!


  13. jules
    February 5, 2011 | 12:59 pm

    I do agree that it is important to be comfortable in your own skin (ahem, “extreme pubic bush”) but what's wrong with a little modesty. I'll be honest, I think it's unclassy when I see woman in my gym dressing room walking around that naked, or drying their hair – boobs aflailing. Put your bra on! Keeps those things contained!

    For the record, I'm completely comfortable in my own skin, and I do get ready in my own home naked, but I just think it's inappropriate in public. You get your clothes off, and back on again! What is the need to be naked for extended periods of time?!

    (whoops, I'm feisty this morning! Sorry for the rant! As always, love your posts and the new background!)

  14. Lori
    February 5, 2011 | 1:03 pm

    I'm with you..as I lol and said “ewe” as I read this post, the thing that kept coming into my mind is “how awesome would it be to be so comfortable in my own skin to do something like this.”

    My daughter whom lives in Florida was telling me last evening that her and a friend has went out speed walking/jogging on the beach and came upon a nude beach. She said beyond the fact that most of them were over weight and not appealing nude, the fact that they were so comfortable in their own skin to do this really struck her.

  15. Jeannie
    February 5, 2011 | 1:06 pm

    Yes. Get over your timidity. It makes no sense. Years ago I belonged to a gym where everyone let it all hang out in the ladies change room. Communal showers made it necessary to adjust or make other arrangements anyway. And while I don't have the body I had then, I simply don't care anymore. It's only skin.

  16. ryoko861
    February 5, 2011 | 1:17 pm

    Am I glad I'm not alone! Remember when you were little and your first time you had to undress with a bunch of your friends in the room. So you convinced yourselves “We're all girls, right? It's no problem”.

    That's out the window. This may work for the younger generation now because everywhere you turn it's “just natural” and “the human body is just so beautiful”. Yeah, keep eating herbs baby.

    I'm open minded, but there I do have to draw a line when it comes to public nudity.

    There comes a time in a woman's life where grooming is totally necessary. You wonder if this woman was married. Her husband must be George of the Jungle.

    February 5, 2011 | 1:19 pm

    theres comfy and theres comfy! hairy bush out is a bit too comfy lol

  18. Gigi
    February 5, 2011 | 1:25 pm

    I'm not comfortable with the whole walking around naked thing either. And to be walking around buck naked ungroomed?!

    Love the new look!

  19. Tracy
    February 5, 2011 | 1:31 pm

    Thanks for the laugh this early morning :) that would have grossed me out because I'm one who does not feel comfortable in my own skin. I WISH I could be by all means, but changing in front of others? no, thank you!

  20. EmptyNester
    February 5, 2011 | 1:50 pm

    I doubt that I will ever be carefree like bush lady–if I haven't gotten there by now, it's just not likely to happen! Love the way you wrote about this!

  21. Lazarus
    February 5, 2011 | 2:35 pm

    Very funny! Perhaps you could slip a John Deere business card into her locker anonymously next time…

  22. Mamma has spoken
    February 5, 2011 | 2:37 pm

    First off, I like the new/old look: simple but classic.
    As for the topic I'm sitting here with many thoughts going through my mind. Some I'll keep to myself because I don't want any hate notes on my blog. However I remember a time when I was younger that 'the look' was the hairyer the better. Women were proud of all the hair they had down there. No grooming, trimming, vagdazzeling. I also remember a time when I met a foregin lady who didn't shave her arm pits and all I could think was 'EWWWWW' and this was in a very public place.

  23. Joann Mannix
    February 5, 2011 | 2:43 pm

    I am still traumatized by the time I was in a very luxurious spa. I walked around the corner to the locker area and WHAM, there was a woman probably in her late 50's who had one foot up on the bench and was bent over, taking off her shoes, absolutely naked in her wrinkled-ass glory. That sort of position on an older woman is something no one should ever be subjected to, not even her husband or her gynecologist. I mean she was BENT OVER. I'm all for being comfortable in your own skin, but don't be so comfortable you put your granny lady bits up for show and tell. Yuck.

    And I am so jealous of your hot yoga. I used to do it all the time, but stupid high blood pressure keeps me from it now.

  24. Sparkling
    February 5, 2011 | 2:49 pm

    Someone else was just posting abotu nakedness at the gym and I continue to be amazed. I have been at a women's gym for 10+ years and though women do change and have to get naked, they never, ever waltz around naked. At least, not in my presence. it's like you said, quick, sly, and hardly noticeable. Someone was talking about how a naked woman put her foot on the bench right beside her to slather on lotion and guess what was staring right in this woman's face? I'd die before you'd ever see me do that.

    And I love the return of the old blog format. What's that about? I do love that princess on the pedestal, but I thought she was gone?

  25. Yogi♪♪♪
    February 5, 2011 | 2:51 pm

    I've noticed in the men's locker room over the years that all the guys walked around naked. Now the old guys still do and the younger ones are the modest ones with the towel tango and all that.

    Don't know what it means.

  26. bluzdude
    February 5, 2011 | 2:52 pm

    It's no wonder Ms. Sasquatch was so comfortable walking around all naked. She has that giant bush to hide behind. It's like following a tumbleweed around the room.

  27. Flying high in the sky....
    February 5, 2011 | 2:55 pm

    i was laughing…laughing loud…. loved your expressions..!! :)

  28. Kim
    February 5, 2011 | 3:09 pm

    ok, 1st? I somehow did not realize that those pics were actually you. Missed the first post, so I didn't see that you had friend etc etc. So, omg, you are FARKING hot. *ahem* 2nd, woman, I'd be all naked, all the time in I was rockin' that bod. Not just in the yoga changing room. 3rd. Trim the bush, yeah. Right there with you. At the YMCA when Violet was little and in swim lessons there was this lady who walked around with a bush in full bloom. Violet was so young . . . she just stared and stared. At first I tried to distract her, but then, well. It WAS stare-worthy. And gag-worthy. I'm all for being natural. But scissors and razors were invented and we rejoiced.

  29. " Hit It......."
    February 5, 2011 | 3:23 pm

    Can I tell you; I love your blog! It is so refreshing to have real conversations.

    I agree with you on the naked in public thing (tacky); I can't do it either. I am always worried people are checking out my boob job scars (thinking…I knew they were fake)!

    Wouldn't you love to give the gal a free gift card to get the bush waxed?

  30. becca
    February 5, 2011 | 3:33 pm

    i am totally amazed by people who are that comfortable in their own skin and love the new layout

  31. Nicole
    February 5, 2011 | 3:45 pm

    I love what you've done with the place! The new layout is great.

    I admire people who can be that comfortable. Let your freak flag fly!

  32. purplume
    February 5, 2011 | 3:50 pm

    I wish I could be that carefree too.

  33. Momma Jorje
    February 5, 2011 | 4:24 pm

    Oh honey, walking around naked, comfortable in nuthin' but your skin, around a lot of people (specifically mixed gender) is a whole new level of narcissism wonderfulness! ;-)

  34. Chanel
    February 5, 2011 | 4:30 pm

    I didn't realize there were women who didn't do the minimal amount of grooming down there. I've been considering joining a yoga class, but I think you've just put me off of it. I hated locker rooms in middle school, and that was back when none of us had hit puberty and it all looked the same. I couldn't handle seeing what you've just described.

  35. Gigi
    February 5, 2011 | 4:39 pm

    it's always THOSE people with their junk flopping around all over the place and hanging out that have no inhibitions…why is that?

  36. The WholeFamDamily
    February 5, 2011 | 4:46 pm

    oh my beasty va-jay-jay! you know what tho, it's DOES totally make u think about why some if us aren't more comfortable? i nit pic and dissect myself see every flaw, but there are others that just rock what they got with no shame at all, we should be more like that!!

  37. The WholeFamDamily
    February 5, 2011 | 4:47 pm

    oh i forgot to say i like your new layout! all crisp and pretty!

  38. myevil3yearold
    February 5, 2011 | 4:48 pm

    Love the new look. Sandra, if I looked like you I would streak everywhere naked! Grocery store- naked, nak- naked, dry cleaners, naked.

    Anyway, this post made me snort Coke out of my nose. The Coca-Cola coke not the other coke.

  39. Stephanie in Suburbia
    February 5, 2011 | 5:05 pm


    I think it's great if you love your body. That never, never makes it okay to go around parading it in a locker room or anywhere else. Unless your paid big $$ to do so for a film.

  40. Nicole
    February 5, 2011 | 5:08 pm

    I stay trim, but no amount of grooming would make me comfortable enough to go full frontal in the changing room. Kudos to the Bush Lady, I'll be balancing on one foot in the corner, towel around me with one hand clutching it closed and the other hand trying to slip clean panties around my raised leg.

    Side note: LOVE the new blog layout. It's sleek and pretty.

  41. momwentcrazy.com
    February 5, 2011 | 5:10 pm

    I JUST did a post about pretty much the same thing!

  42. DCHY
    February 5, 2011 | 5:22 pm

    The real reason why I cover myself up in the changing room at gyms? I don't want to make other males feel bad about their…uhm…shortcomings. ;)

  43. Opto-Mom
    February 5, 2011 | 5:43 pm

    Ummmm, maybe I'm just not hip to the whole yoga thing, but I never changed at the gym. I would just go home and change. Driving home stinky doesn't seem any worse than being attacked by the killer lady bush!

    But if you have to, i agree with you – just change quickly and quietly and don't be bouncing your junk all over the room.

  44. N. R. Williams
    February 5, 2011 | 6:20 pm

    Nice to meet you. I go to the bathroom stall and change, that's how bad I am. LOL
    N. R. Williams, fantasy author

  45. Deborah
    February 5, 2011 | 6:23 pm

    You are simply hilarious!

  46. Rhapsody B.
    February 5, 2011 | 6:23 pm


    I was laughing so hard reading this post. Whats wrong with a hairy vagina? After all this is what God created, its suppose to be hairy hehe. So many shave theirs or as you pointed out trim it but she (the woman) is probably saying that she doesn't want to become a slave to the process of constantly shaving/trimming after all you did say she has a bush (haha).

    You have a great sense of humor, only i hope this woman does not read this post or your next yoga experience may be a bit different?

    More power to her eh…. “more power to the hairy …ah…ah..bushy vagina!” lol, lol, lol.

    I needed that laugh, thanks.
    Have a grand weekend.

  47. Betsy from Tennessee
    February 5, 2011 | 6:34 pm

    I admire people who are okay with their own bodies… I have never been–mainly because of this stupid extra weight I have carried for way too many years… Wouldn't want anyone to enjoy this girl naked!!!! ha

    Have a great weekend.

  48. The Constant Complainer
    February 5, 2011 | 6:57 pm

    I hate these encounters at the gym. I am in and out of the locker room as quickly as possible. My wife is the same way.

    I mean, hey, I have to change and all that. But I'm not there to parade around naked like some people. It's weird, as someone else mentioned in a comment, how some people have no issues just walking around and talking while undressed. LOL.

    Your comment about the excessive hair down there reminded me of Samanta's comment to Miranda in the first “Sex and the City” movie. I think she said something, “Wax much?” LOL. Yikes!

    Funny post. Have a great weekend.

  49. Geekin' Hard
    February 5, 2011 | 7:00 pm

    Men's locker rooms are rife with guys walking around as their bits sway too and fro. Dodging the ole wrecking balls can be as good a workout as you'll get in the gym. I actually look with distrust on guys that appear to be going out of their way to avoid being naked in the locker room. Just like guys who go into the toilet stalls to pee when there are urinals free – wtf?

  50. Jill
    February 5, 2011 | 7:23 pm

    I'm completely in the same boat (as you, I don't have an immensely hairy vagina). I prefer not to get naked in public (anymore). Ya know why? Cause women are super judgmental, totally looking and BLOGGING about it. It would be fine if I didn't care but I do. So there. Own it.

    PS: Love the new design. Didn't you just get a new design? Are you having an affair with a graphic designer?

  51. Diane
    February 5, 2011 | 8:36 pm

    That was effin' hilarious!

    Love this new look!

  52. Jilda
    February 5, 2011 | 8:39 pm

    Love it! wonderful post, and thanks for following me!

  53. Jane Kennedy Sutton
    February 5, 2011 | 9:21 pm

    This post had me laughing out loud, because I could so clearly identify with you. I inherited the modesty genes in my family, too. I have often wished I had the confidence to walk around nude in gym surroundings, but have accepted that it’s probably not going to happen for me in this lifetime.

  54. The Adorkable Ditz
    February 5, 2011 | 9:32 pm

    I only do that when no one is home. No one needs to see me walking around naked!


  55. Valerie
    February 5, 2011 | 9:45 pm

    I remember when I was in the Brownies, maybe 7 or 8-and we went swimming-and the scout leader was naked in the locker room-and she was similar to the woman in your story-and it scared the hell out of me.

    I am a private person who is not comfortable walking around with my privates exposed. But there is something to be said for having a good body image-and I admire and envy women who are comfortable enough with their bodies to not be self conscious.

  56. Lisha @ DeLovely Life
    February 5, 2011 | 9:55 pm

    Ewwww. I don't think there's anything wrong with not wanting to flash the goods to complete strangers. I'm totally the same way. Modesty is soooo in style in nasty public changing rooms. One does not need to walk around naked in public to have a good body image. And seriously…has that woman heard of razors..or waxing…or underwear?

  57. Nicky
    February 5, 2011 | 10:24 pm

    I like the new look. No, I'm not referring to the immensely hairy vagina. I'm talking about your blog. Immensely hairy vaginas = bad. New blog = good. I wonder if she really was comfortable in her own skin. Seems to me she was attempting to hide her skin behind the immensely hairy vagina. I really hope that's the last time I use the phrase immensely hairy vagina.


  58. The Minute Man's Wife
    February 5, 2011 | 10:43 pm

    Sounds like a hairy situation! I'm so proud that you didn't turn and run screaming in the opposite direction.

  59. Snuggle Wasteland
    February 5, 2011 | 11:49 pm

    Next time carry a bottle of Nair around with you. She'll let you by or suffer the consequences.

  60. My Big Secret Blog :)
    February 6, 2011 | 12:20 am

    I love this look of your blog. :)

    About the lady, I think we could all use that lesson!

  61. gayle
    February 6, 2011 | 12:55 am

    I have never been comfortable walking around nude except at home@

  62. From Tracie
    February 6, 2011 | 1:26 am

    Probably I could learn from her too….but I just don't think I'm ready to yet.

  63. DB
    February 6, 2011 | 2:56 am

    Oh man, so awkward. When I went to camp a couple years ago, we had communal showers. Most of us wore bikinis so that it wouldn't be as awkward, but some people just showered in the buff with us standing three feet away from them.

    I'll admit that my friend and I resorted to taking baby wipe baths when we knew they were in the shower.

  64. Boobies
    February 6, 2011 | 3:27 am

    I can't stop laughing…the mental image is killing me…lol!

    Anyway…you should definitely take a page from her carefree book–because you really do look amazing!

  65. Baby Sister
    February 6, 2011 | 4:55 am

    Yes, good lesson…but…gross…

  66. Madeline
    February 6, 2011 | 5:01 am

    I am forever amazed by people that don't care if they are naked… I would never make it as a nudist!

    Thanks for following my blog! I'm now following yours!

  67. Booyah's Momma
    February 6, 2011 | 6:14 am

    You changed your blog look back! I have to admit, I missed that little cartoon a bit.

    And I think we could all learn to be more lah-dee-dah… well said! Being comfortable in your own skin (and hair) truly is a good thing.

  68. Myya
    February 6, 2011 | 6:31 am

    I Like the new design! I don't do nakedness, not even when I was young & hot. Oh & the hairy bush… Definitely trim it up lady LOL

  69. Marissa
    February 6, 2011 | 8:10 am

    You should've gone Edward Scissorhands on that bush and performed some topiary action.

  70. The Queen
    February 6, 2011 | 10:01 am

    Thanks for stopping by, we may have to hire you to write for one of our businesses.. we pay in loyality…and sometimes gin.. he he.. and sorry about the whole showdown thing,, I'm changing castles and can't find the trimmers..

  71. laughingwolf
    February 6, 2011 | 1:08 pm

    ack! did not want that pic in my mind's eye! :O lol

  72. Making It Work Mom
    February 6, 2011 | 1:53 pm

    Was she older? I find that older women in gym locker rooms loved to just “let it all hang out”. Maybe they are just all done worrying about their bodies.
    I, for one, am a little more reserved. But that is because I am in my thirties and uncomfortable with my post 3 C-section body.
    I am however raising 2 girls who are seemingly more comfortable with their bodies. When my oldest was 4 we had to set down the rule that she wasn't allowed out in the neighbor naked. Even now my very modest and reserved 11 year has no problem strolling around the house with just a very loosly tied bathrobe around her.
    My only hope is that if they keep up this more “free” lifestyle as adults that they are better groomed.
    Fingers crossed that your “friend's” schedule does not coincide with yours again. Though a woman like that probably would not be offended by some “constructive criticism”.

  73. Only because I'm here to help, you can come practice walking around naked at my house and I'll pepper you with self-esteem building comments that will facilitate your effort in becoming more comfortable in your skin…damn, the things I'm willing to do to help a friend!

  74. Tiffany
    February 6, 2011 | 2:43 pm

    my husband often talks about the guys in the locker room. particularly old white men who strike up convos with their dangle a-danglin' for everyone to see. so gross.

    i do wish i could learn some la-dee-daness though in other places aside from my bathroom. who knows, i might get hit on and it would make my day.

  75. Ange
    February 6, 2011 | 4:46 pm

    If I had your body I would undress in the middle of Wal-Mart, and take my time doing so. Seriously.

    But I know what you mean about the gym locker room (I swear I HAVE been in a gym), but what I hate more are the fricken water aerobics ladies. Seriously, I don't need an 85 year old ass bent over into my face.

    BTW, Now your new follower.

  76. Rebecca
    February 6, 2011 | 8:52 pm

    I have always and will more than likely always use the private changing room. Even if it means a huge wait.

  77. meleah rebeccah
    February 6, 2011 | 9:11 pm

    That is IMPRESSIVE. I'm amazed she was able to walk around all comfortable like with her big hairy bush hanging out like that.

    I wont even take off my socks unless I've had a pedicure. #vanityisabitch

  78. Madame DeFarge
    February 6, 2011 | 9:57 pm

    I can't do that whole walking around naked in front of strangers thing. I just don't know where to look. At least when I'm in a female changing room.

  79. Kimber Leszczuk.
    February 6, 2011 | 11:28 pm

    I am not embarrassed to change my clothes in locker rooms. I pick a spot, change there and then move on. I figure no one is looking at me anyways. I am not extremely modest. I don't have the best body or anything but I do have kids who always bust in on me so I am used to not having privacy. LOL

  80. Mike
    February 7, 2011 | 2:02 am

    I'm just saying that it's the people who SHOULDN'T be naked and walking around in the locker who are ALWAYS naked and walking around in the locker room.

  81. Annabelle
    February 7, 2011 | 2:40 am



  82. randine
    February 7, 2011 | 3:12 am

    It sounds kind of perverse- but- honestly? I wish I could have seen that. Cuz I don't even think I can imagine the kind of hair your talking about here.

  83. KittyCat
    February 7, 2011 | 2:17 pm

    First off let me say I dont have a problem wandering around the girls locker room naked.

    but my work gym is simalar to what your describing. WAY too freakin small.

    They are in the process of remodeling to make it bigger
    but in the mean time I have changed the time I go just so I can avoid the type of thing your takin about.

  84. twelvedaysold
    February 7, 2011 | 4:56 pm

    I was so glad to read this. Sometimes I wondered if I was crazy because I didn't get the women who wandered around naked. But it's only because I can't help but STARE. When I used to go to the gym regularly, there was a chick who had perfect boobs that would take her time getting dressed. And while I was able to keep my eyes to myself for the most part, I always wished she'd get dressed faster because I COULD NOT stop staring at her perfect, stupid boobs until she put a bra on.

    Or maybe I'm just a pervert.

  85. Danielle
    February 7, 2011 | 7:32 pm

    Yes, locker rooms are disturbing. There was a lady at my old gym that would blow dry her pubes. Seriouly???? I guess I have to applaud her confidence. Ugggg!

  86. Brandy@YDK
    February 7, 2011 | 7:35 pm

    totally cracked up. it was like an aesop fable. everyone learns their lesson.

  87. Pearl
    February 7, 2011 | 7:40 pm

    i like the label! electrolysis could be an option…genius!

  88. Linda Medrano
    February 7, 2011 | 11:25 pm

    Oh bosh! She could just braid the damn stuff and put some little beads in it. Then we would all be envious of her hoo hoo.

  89. Julie
    February 9, 2011 | 2:43 pm

    Laughing so hard the daycare kids came to see what it was all about. CUTE!!! Scary but cute. Since being at the gym I have seem enough naked women to not need to again for years and years. I'm the one that hides behind my towel and runs to the bathroom stall to get dressed. I will stand in the shower for 5 extra minutes waiting for everyone else to be done so I grab my towel and hide. I hated gym at school and this is what it feels like now and I'm 48 years old. Stupid I know but still it is what it is.
    Thank you for sharing. Thanks for the laugh.
    Also tell your hubby to paint your bedroom or no more whoopie. It's your turn.
    Take care my friend. Blessings!!

  90. Sarah R
    February 10, 2011 | 4:35 pm

    OMG. LOL! I thought I was bad. I just shave the bikini area and trim the bush back every once in awhile, simply because I hate the feeling of being shaved. I hate the growing in — the whole thing is so uncomfortable for me. But I have never seen a hairy bush like that! LOL!!! I can't believe she just strolled around like that.

  91. Patti Murphy
    February 11, 2011 | 1:33 am

    OMG. “You ain't gonna fit past this bush, lady!”

    I'm dying here. I can't believe you're so prim in the changeroom. I'd had you pegged as an exhibitionist. I was wrong.

    Great post. I'm dying here!

  92. Carri
    February 15, 2011 | 3:32 am

    Ladies! For the love of God!! NO pajamas in public and NO HAIRY VAGINAS!!!! They are not ok! No! They are not! Take a weed whacker to that thing! Geesh.

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