Glee’s Karaoke or Wayne’s kind of music?

Last night, I went to a friend’s house with my husband, Wayne, and our children to celebrate New Year’s Eve.
My friend and I were very excited.
We had plans.
We were going to eat.
We were going to have a few alcoholic drinks.
And we were going to play Glee’s Karaoke Revolution.
The first part of the night went according to plan.
My friend served a fabulous filling meal, complete with spinach dip, finger foods, shrimp, chocolate cheesecake, and chocolate covered fruit.
So, plan to eat: check!
The second part of the evening, not exactly according to plan, but not a complete failure.
Her husband served us these pretty pink slushy rum drinks.
The only problem, however, was that the pretty pink drinks were STRONG. Like we’re talking take a sip, and go, “Holy Mother!” then open mouth, wave hand in front of open mouth after each sip, put down drink, and say, “I don’t think I can drink this.”
Then repeat.
Clearly, the husband had plans to get his wife hammered, which, in normal circumstances, I’d be like, “You go buddy! Do what it takes to get some doggy style.”
Unfortunately, I don’t drink often.
For instance, the last time I had alcoholic beverages, was a couple of weeks ago, and that had been the first time in over seven years. 
So alcohol and me does not guarantee that my husband will get laid.
What it does guarantee though, is that I’ll sit on the couch, watch Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Years Eve, and spend several hours saying, “What’s wrong with his face? Does he have Parkinson’s? Is it a stroke?” and feel really sad, because come on! Dick Clark was a part of my childhood.
Fortunately for everybody in the room, I wasn’t drunk enough to break into the drunken cry; you know the one, where suddenly the entire weight of the world is on your drunken shoulders, and you make a vow to move to Africa, and save the gorillas…
…and no, I have no idea if the gorillas need saving, but during a drunken stupor, it’s either saving the gorillas or building schools for the disadvantaged…and I’ve never been very good with construction, so you do the math.
So, plan to drink:…sort of check…?
However, there was still Glee’s Karaoke Revolution to look forward to.
So I say to my friend, “To the basement! Let’s sing!”
She’s like, “I’ll need a few more drinks before I can do that.”
I say, “More drinks? I’m still full from supper and the slushy drink. I can’t have MORE!”
So we sit back down on the couch and feel sorry for Dick Clark till midnight.
Below is a video of my husband, Wayne, on the drive back to our house.
Keep in mind, he has not had one single drink.
Look how much fun he’s having…yes, you can take the time to check it out, the video is 40 seconds.
I promise, it’ll make you laugh…not at him. With him.
Who needs Glee’s Karaoke Revolution when you’ve got really old music?
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72 Responses to Glee’s Karaoke or Wayne’s kind of music?
  1. Carri
    January 2, 2011 | 3:05 am

    Holy fack. Are you SURE he's not drunk?! HAHAHA BTW, dump the rum. Switch to vodka and you'll be A-OK!

  2. Bouncin' Barb
    January 2, 2011 | 3:08 am

    OMG Sandra…what a riot. He's so cute. I clicked on it first with the speakers muted, that in itself is hysterical. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I'd love to be at a party with you guys. So would Bruce. Happy New Year Funny Lady!

  3. Ami
    January 2, 2011 | 3:11 am

    Hysterical!!

    And he was sober!
    :)

    Come visit me, we'll sing karaoke. I won't even have to be drunk to do it. Sing, I mean. Ha.

  4. Texan Zombie Goddess
    January 2, 2011 | 3:11 am

    He looks like a total sweetheart and you have a very cute laugh lol.

    Never dump any liquor, unless it's Ouzo, then alway say no hehee!

  5. Mrs. Tuna
    January 2, 2011 | 3:12 am

    Ok, just to rehash a quote from your post:

    The only problem, however, was that the pretty pink drinks were STRONG.

    So whats the problem……?

  6. Bridget
    January 2, 2011 | 3:14 am

    Hysterical!!! Love it!

  7. My name WAS Female, I shit you not!
    January 2, 2011 | 3:15 am

    Hubby is high on life!
    Gr8 guy u have urself there.

  8. dbs
    January 2, 2011 | 3:24 am

    Mating call perhaps?

  9. ~ Darla ~
    January 2, 2011 | 3:28 am

    Happy, wonderful husband and not a bad singer either. We were talking about Dick Clark last night too. I think the reason why it really hits us (beside the childhood memories stuff)is that in the Hollywood crowd older people first get a lot of plastic surgery and/or fade away into the sunset. It's like nobody gets old in tinsel town and when we see it, it's a shocker. Tell Wayne thanks so much for the singing. My hubby is fun like that too.

  10. How do I join the Wayne Fan Club??? And more importantly, did he get lucky?

  11. twilightgazing
    January 2, 2011 | 3:37 am

    Who needs Glee Karaoke when you have Wayne, he totally rocks :)

  12. Yvonne
    January 2, 2011 | 3:41 am

    Rock on sister! lol

  13. Rebecca
    January 2, 2011 | 3:46 am

    Can't watch now…kids are in bed and noise wakes them up….I'm even typing extra slow just to be super quiet. Can't wait to come back and watch though.

  14. Blasé
    January 2, 2011 | 3:49 am

    Your Hubs' got great taste in music. I was singing along, I'm sure he didn't mind.

    Btw, I can't remember the last time I stayed up to see Dick Clark or that 'Acorn' thingy drop. So, DC is still alive??

    COOL!

  15. Sparkling
    January 2, 2011 | 3:53 am

    I'm amazed he actually knows the words to that song. If k-ster ever actually sang and then I recorded it and THEN I put it on the internet. It. Would. Be. The. End. Of. Us.

    I think it's really funny that my word verifcation is booti. I thought you'd like that.

  16. Oilfield Trash
    January 2, 2011 | 4:01 am

    Sounds like you had a great time.

  17. Melissa
    January 2, 2011 | 4:03 am

    Are you absolutely positive that he's sober?

  18. Heather
    January 2, 2011 | 4:04 am

    He was having a lot of fun! I haven't drank in forever, I think one drink would get me happy!

  19. Kelley
    January 2, 2011 | 4:09 am

    What a funny man! How awesome is it that he's smiling and singing along knowing that you're going to put this on your blog. My husband would never do that! I love it. I also love pink slushy drinks…and you.

  20. Julianna
    January 2, 2011 | 4:17 am

    I'm feeling a postal worker bond right now… you know that's what we do when we're alone all day in the mail truck… right?

    happy 2011 my friend…

  21. Snake
    January 2, 2011 | 4:19 am

    One . . . Be careful of pink and slushy . . . Two . . . Hope you got some doggie style . . . Three . . . Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs . . . I love that shit!!

    Life is beautiful!!

  22. ChiTown Girl
    January 2, 2011 | 4:36 am

    He is SO freakin' cute!!!!!

    I desperately wanted Santa to bring me Glee Karaoke, but it wasn't under my tree. :( Stupid Santa….

  23. TheBabyMammaChronicles
    January 2, 2011 | 4:40 am

    Haha, yes, definitely better than Glee karaoke!

  24. Kristina P.
    January 2, 2011 | 4:59 am

    I am sort of laughing at him. :)

    I don't drink alcohol, but I have discovered bananas foster. And in Utah, it's usually just rum flavoring.

    We went to a high end buffet in Vegas, and man, I am pretty sure I got drunk off their bananas foster.

  25. Kate
    January 2, 2011 | 5:04 am

    tooooooo funny

  26. Saimi
    January 2, 2011 | 5:35 am

    Haha!! What a riot… I need to go change my pants I think I just peed them from laughing!!!

    You guys are too funny!!

    Happy New year!!

  27. Laoch of Chicago
    January 2, 2011 | 6:22 am

    Where is the all important recipe for the pink slushy drinks?

  28. Kelly @ City Mom
    January 2, 2011 | 6:34 am

    Viewing this from my iPhone so can't see the video but I will be sure to check it out again.

    Sounds like a fun night…minus the not getting to sing your lungs out. Gotta love those strong drinks!

    Happy New Year!

  29. Mynx
    January 2, 2011 | 7:25 am

    Brilliant. Gotta love a guy who isnt afraid to sing for the camera knowing he is going to get blogged about.
    Love slushy pink rum drinks. But they can be very dangerous lol

  30. MacDougal Street Baby
    January 2, 2011 | 12:21 pm

    I haven't watched a Dick Clark special in about 10 years but, sadly, that was the exact conversation that went on back then, too. Kind of like a pushmepullyoo (from the children's book, Dr. Doolittle.) Don't know if you should laugh or cry.

  31. Hazel
    January 2, 2011 | 12:24 pm

    Haha he's awesome!

    Hazel xxx

  32. Thisisme.
    January 2, 2011 | 12:31 pm

    LOL!! Your husband is so cute – loved the little video. You didn't say whether you ever got to play the Glee Kareoke!

  33. Just Plain Tired
    January 2, 2011 | 12:59 pm

    Okay, the video did make me laugh. Sounds like you guys had a pretty good New Year's Eve.

  34. Mom of the Perpetually Grounded
    January 2, 2011 | 1:11 pm

    You're right. It Did : )

  35. MissEmy
    January 2, 2011 | 1:38 pm

    Happy New Years, Sandra! Can't wait to read more of your life adventures this 2011. Enjoyed the movie! :D LOL

  36. Kimberly
    January 2, 2011 | 1:42 pm

    Glee? Glee? I refuse to conform to Glee…Ra-fuze.
    But I love you and Wayne ;)
    Signed,
    Save the gorilla ambassador

  37. briannelee
    January 2, 2011 | 2:04 pm

    Hahahahahahaha, cute :)

  38. Betsy from Tennessee
    January 2, 2011 | 2:13 pm

    HI Sandra, What a cute post…. I laughed and laughed… The video is priceless… Are you sure that Wayne didn't get into the rum also????? ha ha

    Sounds like you had a wonderful and tipsy time on New Year's EVE…..

    Happy New Year, Sandra….. Now–I'm gonna go back and listen to that video again!!!!!! ha ha

  39. TKW
    January 2, 2011 | 3:14 pm

    Your husband is awesome. I love a good goof.

    Happy New Year!

  40. becca
    January 2, 2011 | 3:19 pm

    omg he is too adorable and he seems to be having a great time..go hubby

  41. SkippyMom
    January 2, 2011 | 3:47 pm

    He is so cute! I think our husbands were separated at birth – mine does the same goofy singing too. :D He does it mainly to embarrass the kids.

    Sounds like a great night!

  42. Cole
    January 2, 2011 | 4:29 pm

    Does Wayne take requests? Because I like Woolly Bully, but my favorite song from that era is Purple People Eater!

    Sounds like a really fun way to start the New Year!

  43. Bossy Betty
    January 2, 2011 | 4:33 pm

    What a great way to bring in the New Year!

  44. Corey
    January 2, 2011 | 4:55 pm

    hahaha! how cute! love it! happy new year!

  45. Coffeypot
    January 2, 2011 | 5:17 pm

    We don’t have to get drunk to do doggie style. That is our favorite position because we can both watch wressing on TV at the same time. We are multi-taskers.

  46. ajm
    January 2, 2011 | 5:31 pm

    Haha! Your husband looks like a lot of fun! Love that video.

    Sounds like a great night to bring in the New Year!

  47. Jen
    January 2, 2011 | 7:31 pm

    We are going on a cruise and my best friend's only goal is to get drunk off her ass and sink “Like A Virgin” in the karaoke bar.

    You have now given me the idea of recording it and posting it!

  48. My Big Secret Blog :)
    January 2, 2011 | 7:48 pm

    :D :D Sandra, you had me giggling with that video, here! You're lucky he's so entertaining. :D

  49. Joann Mannix
    January 2, 2011 | 7:57 pm

    Yo! That man has fierce Wooly Booly skills! You are one lucky girl!

    I think the gorillas need saving, but more than that, it is the lions. I'll go with you after a few stiff drinks. Maybe we can save Simba.

    Happy New Year my friend. May 2011 bring you only love, joy and lots of karaoke.

  50. Blissed-Out Grandma
    January 2, 2011 | 8:24 pm

    People who love to sing don't need to drink. And when they do sing, the people around them often get all happy, too. Hooray for Wayne!

  51. gayle
    January 2, 2011 | 8:28 pm

    That was so so cute!!! I love it! Your husband sounds like he's a great guy and fun too! I know what you mean about drinking! I do the same thing as you do and probably drink about as much! One glass of wine and I'm all silly….2 and I'm crying!

  52. dkzody
    January 2, 2011 | 9:06 pm

    Thanks so much for stopping by my blog and commenting about your professors. I certainly hope you get a better set this next semester. My suggestion: try to see them during office hours, away from class, when they might be in a better mood. Or not. Stop by any time.I'm usually in a good mood!

  53. Nicole
    January 2, 2011 | 11:59 pm

    He's SOOOO a keeper. I think it's beyond cute that he's singing so happily. You're a lucky woman (as long as your have earplugs).

  54. Anita @ GoingALittleCoastal
    January 3, 2011 | 12:12 am

    Love Wayne, he's a car singer like me. So, you never got to do your karaoke? I can't believe your friend's lack of drinking stopped you! Rock on Wayne!

  55. Jeanie
    January 3, 2011 | 12:12 am

    It looks and sounds like an all together successful new year's eve.

  56. meleah rebeccah
    January 3, 2011 | 12:28 am

    Holy Hell. That video of your husband was SOFA KING funny. I may have peed in my pants. A little.

    As for Dick Clark's Rockin' New Years Eve, I watch that EVERY YEAR. And yes, he had a stroke a few years back. I couldn't wait for them to “Wheel Out Dick” this year, however, listening to him talk kinda breaks my heart. But at least he's still working that tan!

  57. Another Suburban Mom
    January 3, 2011 | 12:47 am

    That was very funny. I am hoping that you have recovered from your partying and am enjoying the rest of your weekend.

  58. StephanieC
    January 3, 2011 | 12:55 am

    *******************The gorillas totally need saving in Rwanda!

    Just thought I would confirm that.

    ;-)

    I LOVED the setting down and repeating of the strong drinkage. You are a trooper. Awesome!

    Glad you had fun and that Wayne seems like a fun dude. Hope you are staying warm in the 'Peg!

  59. Lisha @ DeLovely Life
    January 3, 2011 | 1:24 am

    See, I totally would have been down for singing some Glee karaoke. Sign me up. But I think Wayne's got it covered. Awesome…bordering on epic.

  60. Nora
    January 3, 2011 | 3:07 am

    Hi Sandra, I'm now following your blog.

  61. MommaKiss
    January 3, 2011 | 3:13 am

    good thing I had my earbuds in. and i'm DYING over here!

  62. Jill
    January 3, 2011 | 4:00 am

    I can't see the video! I've been ROBBED. I wanna see. Help! What's going on?!

    Happy New Year Loves.

  63. Jana
    January 3, 2011 | 4:07 am

    Fabulous!!!!! I loved the video footage…it made me smile! Could it have been his thought that he was gonna get lucky anyway??? Thanks for making me laugh..

  64. The Vegetable Assassin
    January 3, 2011 | 4:15 am

    I had some frank Dick Clark discussion, myself on the couch, in my PJs on the party night of the year. I didn't grow up with Dick but I understand he's an institution and all so it's somewhat perplexing to hear him talking like he has a mouthful of berries. Cheerful man though. I wasn't TOO rude. Plus there were boy bands who weren't boys, to ridicule you know?

    Glad you had a good one, reminding people that alcohol gets you doggy style later. It's worth reminding, no? :) Happy new year!

  65. DW
    January 3, 2011 | 6:16 am

    Love the giggling in the video. :-)

  66. Deborah
    January 3, 2011 | 12:21 pm

    Your husband is adorable!

    I want to sing with him.

  67. Brandy Rose
    January 3, 2011 | 3:29 pm

    I'm not a cry in my beer type, but I will tell a complete stranger how much I adore them and think the world of them lol.

  68. Geekin' Hard
    January 4, 2011 | 1:34 am

    I thought Dick Clark was dead?!

  69. On My Soapbox
    January 4, 2011 | 1:44 am

    He (and you, of course) can play Rock Band with me any time! I reserve the right to videotape it, though. ;-)

  70. Pamela
    January 4, 2011 | 3:09 am

    You guys are too cute! Love Wayne's Woolly Bully impersonation – haven't heard that song since the freaking Stars on 45 medley back in the 80's!

  71. Adriane
    January 12, 2011 | 1:04 am

    1.) Sounds like your husband would make an excellent bartender.
    2.) I am your 1000th follower! Woo Hoo! That makes me feel even more special than if I had been your 666th follower. Almost.

  72. Aleksandra Nearing
    January 21, 2011 | 11:22 am

    LOL that did make me giggle this morning! Aww, Wayne! Gotta love him. TGIF, lady!!

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