Oh yes, I’m going there.
Actually I went there.
I’ve just returned from the Justin Bieber concert with my 10 year old daughter and her best friend.
Don’t judge. It was an act of kindness. Only good things will happen to me from now until the REST OF MY LIFE!!!!!
While we were waiting in a lineup to get through the doors to go to the concert, two police officers approached the crowd. I’m not sure why or what prompted it, but suddenly the mass of tweens started screaming with excitement, moving forward. I assumed Justin Bieber had entered the building. The hysterical tweens swarmed forward, completely undeterred by the armed officers standing before them. It was like a wave of bodies pushing behind and all around me.
I was scared.
This is not how I want to die: trampled by thousands of size 4 flip flops.
Once inside the venue, I
took out a notebook and started blogging sat quietly and observed all the little girls buzzing with the excitement. They were like laboratory rats on crack.
It was fascinating. Every time the DJ would come out and start up with his, “When I say Justin, you say Bieber!”all the wee Bieber bots would scream his name endlessly. And loudly.
One 12 year old girl was wearing a wedding gown with a veil. Seriously.
The bride of Bieber?
My question here is: where was her mother when she left the house dressed like Bridezilla? Was the mother not aware that her daughter was trying to bag herself a husband before even completing middle school?