Bad things?

Is it wrong that…

1. I almost bought an Edward Cullen lunch pail. For myself?

Is it wrong that…
2. when a male stranger walking by me said, “What a beautiful…” I replied, “Why thank you!” before I heard him finish off with, “…day.”

Is it wrong that…

3. I let my kids stay up really late, like we’re talking 1am, so that they’ll sleep in the next day?

Is it wrong that…

4. when my router crashed, I had to go without internet access for a few hours, and during my blogging withdrawal had to rely on the tech support I had called to help me get it working again to bring me down in his sweet Indian accent and broken English by saying, “Listen to me Sandra… Sandra?…you need deep breath, yes?…Sandra, are you listening? You can do this!”

Is it wrong that…

5. when Javier Bardem appeared on screen in his first scene in Eat Pray Love, I yelled out, “Oh yeah baby!”

Is it wrong that…

6. I keep replaying Enrique Iglesias’s “I Like It” over and over again?

Is it wrong that…

7. I appreciate a good stomach flu which includes diarrhea and vomitting because I feel skinnier the next day?

Is it wrong that…

8. I was pissed at Wayne, my husband, for waking me from a dream in which  I was about to try on a pair of boots…a new, not yet released on the market boots!!!…?

Note: I never said the boots were attractive. Just that nobody else had them yet.
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47 Responses to Bad things?
  1. Holly Diane
    August 15, 2010 | 3:15 pm

    LOL! I find nothing wrong with any of this , except the uggs part..I never quite understood the whole ugg phase

  2. A Dorky Girl
    August 15, 2010 | 3:39 pm

    Thanks for stopping by my blog. I look forward to following yours.

    #3 – I can so see me doing that. I LOVE to sleep in on the weekends. So much that I have my monsters trained to sleep in until I start stirring.

    #7 – I've experienced that when I was on hormonal birth control. I was bloated all the time and that relief, even for a day was a great feeling.

    #8 – I've been irritated with ADG for waking me from a good dream. He can't wake me from the bad ones where I'm running from some scary guy, no he wakes me from the one I'd be okay with lasting another hour, or two, or three.

  3. Busy Working Mama
    August 15, 2010 | 4:40 pm

    Oh I love following your blog :)

  4. Ashley Sisk
    August 15, 2010 | 4:49 pm

    LOL love this post…because if you're wrong, then I need to join the club.

  5. Donna @ The House on the Corner
    August 15, 2010 | 4:52 pm

    No not at all….in fact I'm totally there with you, well maybe with the exception of the Twilight lunchbox but so there for Javier Bardem!!!

  6. Kristina P.
    August 15, 2010 | 5:09 pm

    Edward, huh? I don't know if we can be friends anymore. Unless you buy a lunch box that showcases his weird, uneven, sparkly nipple.

  7. nitebyrd
    August 15, 2010 | 5:30 pm

    Not wrong at all. Yeah, the flu thing – I'm so with you on that!

    I want to be Abby on NCIS so I can wear Demonia boots and shoes. That's not wrong, right? ;)

  8. Laura @ The Things I Said I'd Never Do
    August 15, 2010 | 6:21 pm

    Javier Bardem. No words, just drool.

  9. Carol
    August 15, 2010 | 6:41 pm

    I'm with you about the stomach flu thing, as a matter of fact, I could use just a touch of that right now!

  10. Rebecca
    August 15, 2010 | 6:52 pm

    I like your post today because it is succinct with lots of pictures. And funny too!

  11. Jersey Diva Mom
    August 15, 2010 | 7:45 pm

    I've actually felt better about myself the day after a stomach bug which is twisted, really. Maybe not.

    On the Edward pail- NO- what is "wrong" is the use of "almost"

    And Javier- looks like a great part of that pic to me! I'm afraid I'll pay to go see it and be hosed by only 10 min of him onscreen.

    thx for stopping by my blog. TEAM EDWARD

  12. Lil' Woman
    August 15, 2010 | 7:57 pm

    Is it wrong that everytime I head said Enrique song I fistpump and even go as far as to make my dog pawpump….those damn Jersey Shore kids :)

  13. Lil' Woman
    August 15, 2010 | 7:58 pm

    Nevermind, I answered my own question….at no time is fistpumping acceptable…please don't think less of me…lol

  14. Julianna
    August 15, 2010 | 8:11 pm

    I wish I could do number 3. I could let my kids stay up til the wee hours, and my 8 year old would still be up at 4:45 am. -J

  15. Mamma has spoken
    August 15, 2010 | 9:04 pm

    If your kids are like what my kids were, it doesn't matter what time they went to bed, they still got up at the same time in the morning. Now that they are grown and I want them up in the mornings, they sleep all day. go figure :o /

  16. Leslie Limon
    August 15, 2010 | 9:23 pm

    I am literally rolling on the floor LMAO!!! I was feeling a little down and depressed and this post really brought a smile to my face! :)

  17. Gigi
    August 15, 2010 | 10:15 pm

    You are hysterical! I love Enrique. And yes, I, too appreciate a little weight loss after a stomach bug. It's the least we can have in repayment for our misery!

  18. Cameron
    August 15, 2010 | 10:54 pm

    Nothing wrong with the lunchbox. I have a Buffy lunchbox. I think it's pretty fabulous.

    Also I would totally love to see a movie with you like that! I would've loved it when you yelled! I would've cracked up!

  19. JennyJenJen
    August 15, 2010 | 11:16 pm

    ha! I just love you

  20. Ratz
    August 16, 2010 | 1:03 am


  21. Holly
    August 16, 2010 | 5:14 am

    OMG!!! You made me LITERALLY LOL!! ;D

  22. Holly Ruggiero, Southpaw
    August 16, 2010 | 10:42 am

    Why that all seems perfectly normal to me.

  23. mommytojenna
    August 16, 2010 | 11:46 am

    Edward or Jacob? If I wan't old enough to be Jacob's mom I'd probably like to do things with his six pack…so I settle for Edward.
    Not only do I love the "I Like It" video but I love that it's the Jersey Shore theme song. You're really funny (I'm a new follower)

  24. McKenzie
    August 16, 2010 | 12:21 pm

    That is hilarious, I enjoyed reading and laughing to this post!

  25. SoccerMom
    August 16, 2010 | 1:20 pm

    I am so with you on #7.

    loved todays (yesterdays) post.

  26. Crunchy Beach Mama
    August 16, 2010 | 1:37 pm

    CUTE! :) Thanks for visiting my new look. New follower :)

  27. Danielle
    August 16, 2010 | 3:03 pm

    I hope it is not wrong for most of these, because if so, I am guilty too.

  28. WannabeVirginia W.
    August 16, 2010 | 4:20 pm

    Absolutely nothing wrong with all the stuff you posted. Nada. Even drooling over Enrique.

  29. Jackie
    August 16, 2010 | 5:57 pm

    I love your blog.
    And lunchbox? Yes. Wrong :)

  30. Leanne
    August 16, 2010 | 6:24 pm

    I tried to post a comment, but got kicked out (story of my life!!) So if this is a dup – SORry! Just had to say – you are FANTASTIC! I mean … Javier – it's just not right for one man to have all that sexiness. I think when I saw him in the movie I yelled out "Hubba Hubba!!!" This is an AWESOME LIST!!! (And I'll totally take you up on your offer to fly me to where you are and make scrapbooks for you … my family stays home – right??? DEAL!)

  31. Tooje
    August 16, 2010 | 6:49 pm

    Kids forced to stay up late should be a summer time requirement. I think, anyhow. Of course…that's only because I'm at home right now and want to sleep in everyday. When I have to return to work, I won't find this idea so hot.

    I almost bought myself an old school lunch box just for sh*ts and giggles, but then realized that I was given a "mature, insulated zippered bag" for lunches from my stepson for xmas. I reluctantly put it back on the shelf.

    Thanks for popping over to my small space in the blogland. :) Happy Monday.

  32. "Queen" Vic
    August 16, 2010 | 7:07 pm

    Ah #1 – LOVE it. Can you get me one too?! :)

    #7 – totally gotcha, it sucks for a few days, but then there are perks afterwards!

    Thanks for stopping by my blog!

  33. Cinderella
    August 16, 2010 | 7:21 pm

    I heart your blog, passing on some adwards, come by my blog to pick them up!


  34. shortmama
    August 16, 2010 | 7:34 pm

    No its definitely not wrong…at all!

  35. Charlene
    August 16, 2010 | 8:11 pm

    Those horrendous hairy boots are a LITTLE bit wrong but I was with ya on everything elese. ;-h. Javier actually makes it "all good". I totally need a moment now.

    Love your blog!
    (from The Balance Beam)

  36. Semi-Slacker Mom
    August 16, 2010 | 8:18 pm

    Is it wrong that I would totally "do" #5 & #6 & totally agree with #7?

    I keep missing your posts, so I put you on my google homepage.

  37. Mama Hen
    August 16, 2010 | 8:25 pm

    Nothing wrong with any of these at all. I love that Julio song! It is hard to get out of your head after it plays. Have a great week and thank you for your sweet comment on Wand's blog!

    Mama Hen

  38. The Only Girl
    August 16, 2010 | 8:33 pm

    Yes – I cheered for Javier too!

  39. Mama Hen
    August 16, 2010 | 9:01 pm

    Thank you for your comment Sandra! Yes, my computer took a vacation with me. Ha! I am trying to stay away from it, because since starting the Nestwork I have been working until 2:00 every morning on both blogs. I always return comments, but have been a little less diligent while on my trip. I hope people will understand. Have a great week!

    Mama Hen

  40. Natalie
    August 16, 2010 | 10:45 pm

    I love your number 5 and just may do the same thing!! So no, it's not at all wrong.

    And I laughed out loud at the disclaimer in small font about the boots. very funny!

  41. MamaOnDaGo
    August 17, 2010 | 1:02 am

    I find none of the above wrong. The thought of buying an Edward Cullen anything has crossed my mind. I do own a Team Edward shirt that I wear to all my Twilight movies. Also, a friend of mine bought me a mini Edward Cullen lunchbox. Mini as in I can't even fit a cupcake in it. I use it to keep change.
    I'm only a stomach flu away from reaching my ideal goal weight!

  42. foxy
    August 17, 2010 | 12:24 pm

    OMG. I love Edward Cullen AND Javier Bardem… so, no, there's nothing wrong with either one of those things!! We could totally be bffs. :)

  43. Ane
    August 18, 2010 | 4:27 am

    OMG. Is it wrong that I want that Edward Cullen lunch box? :D

    And I would have yelled, "Oh Yeah Baby!" on Javier Bardem as well! :D

    Thanks for dropping by my blog! :)

  44. rlooney
    August 18, 2010 | 8:09 am

    LoL. I love the Edward Cullen lunch box. I would buy one. But I know my husband would have so much fun making fun of me.

  45. Florida Girl Meets the Midwest
    August 18, 2010 | 10:24 am

    #2 made me laugh out loud. If it were not for your cha-chas perhaps he would not have been compelled to remark on the beauty of the day. Just sayin.

  46. The Empress
    August 18, 2010 | 4:10 pm

    So many more reasons to love you…..

  47. ~Mo~
    August 21, 2010 | 4:36 am

    I'm pretty positive #6 is definitely not wrong!

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