I am having the most decadent, delicious morning ever! Delicious because I put back an entire batch of blueberry pancakes for breakfast. Screw you low-carbs!
I just finished reading my favourite blog “Daydream Believer” by my new BFF Jamie Jenson. This lady can write. And she’s funny. No, not just funny. She’s hilarious. I LOL and LMFAO the entire time. So if you aren’t liking me, go read her. I guarantee fun will be had by all. (No Jamie I’m not a stalker. Honest.)
I’ve basically lounged on the couch all morning eating bonbons. Well, I didn’t actually have any bonbons so I had some dill pickle popcorn. And some trailmix… the good kind, the one that has the candy-coated chocolate.
I watched The View. My favourite show. Well, The View and Nurse Jackie. The View, Nurse Jackie, and Grey’s Anatomy. The View, Nurse Jackie, Grey’s Anatomy, and Toddlers in Tiaras. But that’s it.
So I’d like to give a big shout out to Sherri Sheppard on The View. This entire month she will be free of the oppression that is Whoopi Goldberg. Have you ever noticed that every time Sherri tries to make a point, Whoopi’s in there telling her: “Shut up!” Ok. Not like that. But she demeans her. Poor Sherri will be telling a story about how she rescued Jeffrey (her 3 year old) from a kid who was kicking sand in his face at the park. And Whoopi is like: “Why’d you go ahead and do that? How is the kid going to learn to stand up for himself?” Umm..he’s three! He can learn how to stand up for himself when he’s four. Ok? I realize your daughter was out looking for employment at the age of three, but most three year olds still wear diapers. His mom can protect him Whoopi. That’s not a crime. And she doesn’t deserve you getting up in her grill because she’s protective of her THREE YEAR OLD!…pant pant…k, I’m done…
So now Sherri can talk. She can get a sentence out without being told she’s stupid. And she’s feisty. I love seeing her all riled up. And I love her wigs. So you go girl! You say what you have to say because in one month, Sherrif Whoopi will be back.
And I’d just like to point out that I realize that this post wasn’t terribly inspired. But as mentioned, I’ve been lounging.
…and I think I’ve crashed from my sugar-high…